Mike Brown's Mustache: Official Fact Thread
Posted 06 October 2010 - 02:44 AM
Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:27 AM
Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:44 AM
Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:54 PM
... nice, I'll go ya one better though. ....
Mike Brown's stache is the only cure for impotence
FACT: Mike Brown's 'stache is the cause and cure for impotence!
Posted 08 October 2010 - 02:11 AM
Posted 08 October 2010 - 04:02 AM
Posted 09 October 2010 - 01:57 AM
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 07:21 PM
Posted 15 October 2010 - 07:36 PM
Posted 25 November 2010 - 08:45 PM
He was even blocking shots in practice and erm...took one for the team. At least it didn't hit him in the stache....
THAT’S GOTTA STINGlink
The most painful blow at practice Wednesday appeared to be absorbed by Mike Brown, the son of a motorcycle dealer who was nailed right in his, ah, Harley Davidsons. He was seen limping to the dressing room shortly afterwards.
Defenceman Carl Gunnarsson also was clunked a couple of times, once in the chest, the other in the foot. Unlike Brown, he was able to continue.
“I think I’m better off than (Brownie),” he said.
Pass Mikey a bag of frozen peas..quick!
Posted 11 October 2010 - 06:20 AM
Posted 30 November 2010 - 10:26 PM
God had originally planned on making the Earth in 9 days, but Mike Brown's stache told God to "hurry it up!"
We exist because Mike Brown's stache allows it, and he can end our lives if he demanded it. He is the 2012 theory.
Posted 01 December 2010 - 05:19 AM
Brown's Stache wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
If Brown's Stache swings his stick at you, you will die. If he misses you with the stick, the wind behind the stick will tear your pancreas.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Mike Brown's Stache.
Mike Brown's Stache doesn’t wear a watch. IT decides what time it is.
Posted 16 October 2010 - 03:36 PM
Posted 03 October 2010 - 02:24 AM