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Mike Brown's 'stache makes Ron Jeremy jealous

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Fact: Mike Brown's 'stache solved World hunger by donating the crumbs that fell out of it.

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FACT: Mike Brown's 'stache is the inspiration behind Dos Equis XX "The Most Interesting Man in the World" advertising campaign.

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Fact: Mike Brown's 'stache has seen things that cannot be unseen and didn't flinch.

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Mike Brown's stache is the only cure for impotence

... nice, I'll go ya one better though. ....

FACT: Mike Brown's 'stache is the cause and cure for impotence!

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Fact: Mike Brown's 'stache consulted with Quentin Tarantino on the writing and directing of Reservoir Dogs. Mr. Pink, is actually Mike Brown's 'stache impersonating Steve Buscemi.

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Fact: Mike Brown's 'stache once stunt doubled ....... for Chuck Norris, Sylvestor Stallone and Jackie Chan at the same time.

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FACT: While mere mortals pray to God's, the God's pray to Mike Brown's 'stache.

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FACT: Mike Brown's 'stache taught the Gordie Howe hat trick.

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FACT: MasterCard can get you all the "Priceless" moments, but for everything else, there's Mike Brown's 'stache

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FACT: Mike Brown's 'stache is the King of the Jungle. The Lion is actually holding the position until Mike Brown's 'stache returns.

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My latest sig is somewhat a propos..

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Mike Brown's stache will live on to colonize Mars.

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He was even blocking shots in practice and erm...took one for the team.  At least it didn't hit him in the stache....

THAT’S GOTTA STING

The most painful blow at practice Wednesday appeared to be absorbed by Mike Brown, the son of a motorcycle dealer who was nailed right in his, ah, Harley Davidsons. He was seen limping to the dressing room shortly afterwards.

Defenceman Carl Gunnarsson also was clunked a couple of times, once in the chest, the other in the foot. Unlike Brown, he was able to continue.

“I think I’m better off than (Brownie),” he said.

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Ouch...

Pass Mikey a bag of frozen peas..quick!

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Mike brown made love to a women in a truck and accidently let hair of his mustache and his seimen mix and touch the truck seat. We now know this truck to be Optimus Prime.

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Mike Brown's Stache is related to cousin It from the Adam's Family.

God had originally planned on making the Earth in 9 days, but Mike Brown's stache told God to "hurry it up!"

We exist because Mike Brown's stache allows it, and he can end our lives if he demanded it. He is the 2012 theory.

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Brown's Stache never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Brown's Stache wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

If Brown's Stache swings his stick at you, you will die. If he misses you with the stick, the wind behind the stick will tear your pancreas.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Mike Brown's Stache.

Mike Brown's Stache doesn’t wear a watch. IT decides what time it is.

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Mike Brown's mustache has its own roster page 

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The ShamWow was invented by testing an early prototype of a facecloth called "The Sham". Mike Brown's stache absorbed it.

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Fact- Frank Zappa gives Mike Brown 'Stache grooming tips!